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Product renders of the exact model we print, staged on a porch so you can judge the size. Designed in-house — you will not find this one anywhere else.

Preorder · limited run of 50

Porch Highland Cow — Witch

$50 · $70 outdoor PETG · preorder

She sits about eight inches tall in a pointed witch hat with a crescent moon on the band, a matching cape and a little pumpkin clasp at her throat. Printed here in Wentzville in five separate colours — the ginger coat, cream horns and muzzle, deep purple hat and cape, orange band and dark hooves are all different filament, not paint that chips off in the weather.

50 in this runif it goes ahead at all
Production starts in 10–14 business daysmade in the order preorders land
Wentzville pickupat no charge, or we ship

Straight answer on the difference: PLA softens in a hot car and goes brittle after a long spell in direct sun, so indoors or under a roof it lasts for years and in full afternoon sun it will not. PETG handles heat and UV far better and is what we would put on an open step. Neither is stone — nothing printed is — but the PETG one is built to stay out.

Printed in the colours shown — ginger coat, cream horns and muzzle, deep purple hat and cape, orange band, dark hooves. That is the whole look, so there is no colour to pick.

Size: about 8 inches tall (203 mm). On a step, beside a plant pot, tucked next to the door, or on a shelf indoors.

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No payment now, and no obligation either way. Reserving one costs you nothing and holds your place in line. We will confirm within one business day, tell you honestly whether the run is going ahead, and you only pay once yours is actually printed and ready. Ships flat $5.95, free over $35, Wentzville pickup always free.

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Printed, not painted

Five colours of filament, each one its own part of the model. The purple of the hat is purple all the way through. Nothing to chip, scuff off in the rain, or go patchy in the sun the way a painted resin figure does.

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Why a Highland cow

Because a fluffy ginger coo in a witch hat is a sight that stops people on the path, and because every third porch has a plastic skeleton. Highland cows are having a moment and nobody local is printing one.

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50, and only if you ask for them

This is a first run to find out whether anyone wants one. Each takes about a day on the printer, so 50 is a real ceiling rather than a marketing one — and if the reservations do not come in, we will not print it. You are telling us whether to build it, not buying something off a shelf.

There is a ghost one too

Same cow, same eight inches, under a sheet with his horns poking through and a moon on the front. People are taking them in pairs — one either side of the door.

See the ghost one