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Under the sheet on the doormat, horns poking through
Product renders of the exact model we print, staged on a porch so you can judge the size. Designed in-house — you will not find this one anywhere else.
Porch Highland Cow — Ghost
He sits about eight inches tall under a ghost sheet with a floppy peak, horns poking straight through the sides and a star-and-crescent-moon on the front. Printed here in Wentzville in five separate colours — the cream sheet, ginger face, cream horns and dark hooves are all different filament, not paint that chips off in the weather.
Straight answer on the difference: PLA softens in a hot car and goes brittle after a long spell in direct sun, so indoors or under a roof it lasts for years and in full afternoon sun it will not. PETG handles heat and UV far better and is what we would put on an open step. Neither is stone — nothing printed is — but the PETG one is built to stay out.
Printed in the colours shown — cream sheet, ginger face and ears, cream horns, dark hooves. That is the whole look, so there is no colour to pick.
Size: about 8 inches tall (203 mm). On a step, beside a plant pot, tucked next to the door, or on a shelf indoors.
No payment now, and no obligation either way. Reserving one costs you nothing and holds your place in line. We will confirm within one business day, tell you honestly whether the run is going ahead, and you only pay once yours is actually printed and ready. Ships flat $5.95, free over $35, Wentzville pickup always free.
Printed, not painted
Five colours of filament, each one its own part of the model. The cream of the sheet is cream all the way through. Nothing to chip, scuff off in the rain, or go patchy in the sun the way a painted resin figure does.
Why a Highland cow
Because a fluffy ginger coo under a bedsheet with his horns poking out is funnier than any skeleton, and because every third porch has one of those. Highland cows are having a moment and nobody local is printing one.
50, and only if you ask for them
This is a first run to find out whether anyone wants one. Each takes about a day on the printer, so 50 is a real ceiling rather than a marketing one — and if the reservations do not come in, we will not print it. You are telling us whether to build it, not buying something off a shelf.
There is a witch one too
Same cow, same eight inches, in a pointed hat and cape with a pumpkin at her throat. People are taking them in pairs — one either side of the door.
See the witch one